I'm only doing this because Combat Baby told me to blog something today

I am shorter than 5'5": Nope, i'm 5'9"

I have many scars: lots of little ones and then the big ole lets-take-out-your-appendix-scar.

I tan easily: I'm tan right now.

I wish my hair was a different color: Pshh...please... blondes and nerds rule the world...luckily i'm both.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: Um, no.

I've had braces: Yes, in 8th grade, that age where everything sucked.

I wear glasses or contacts: 20/15 vision here baby.

I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger: Once, by a drunk chick in a bar. Drunk chicks count right?

I have freckles: Yep.

I failed more than 1 class: I majored in beerology in college, so yes, I wasted money on failing a few.

I've been fired: Not yet.

Disney movies still make me cry: I'm pleading the 5th here to preserve my tough girl reputation.

I've laughed so hard I've cried: The only way to live.

I've glued my hand to something: Just my fingers together, because super glue is very unforgiving to retarded people.

I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend: I'm a rugby player and all my friends are too...you do the math.

I've had my wisdom teeth removed: While stationed in Germany, one of the worst experiences of my life.

I had a serious surgery: Just when they yanked out my appendix right before it exploded.

I've gotten lost in my city: I get lost going to the bathroom.

I've seen a shooting star: I saw two the other night, here in Iraq.

I've wished on a shooting star: Every time.

I've gone out in public in my pajamas: I've gone to work in my pajamas.

I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Ok, i'm not THAT retarded.

I've been to a casino: Yes, and I totally partied with some old people at the nickel slots.

I've been skydiving: You must be fucking kidding me.

I drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: Do I look like a jackass to you? Wait, don't answer that.

I've caught a snowflake on my tongue: Do I seem like the kind of person to have a Disney Channel type of moment where I catch a snowflake on my tongue?

I've played a prank on someone: Plenty.

I've eaten Sushi: Yes, and it was fucking gross.

I've been snowboarding: No, I break enough bones without going in search of getting injured.

I've hugged a stranger: Only drunk, and once I rubbed a bald chicks head for luck.

I own over 5 rap CDs: Guilty.

I own multiple designer pants and shirts, costing over $100 piece: Again, you must be kidding.

I own something from Hot Topic: Do I look like an angry pre-pubescent youth to you?

I own something from Pac Sun: Yes, but my excuse was living in Hawaii.

I own something from The Gap: A few shirts.

I own something from Abercrombie: Hell no.

I can sing well: No, not at all. I don't even sing to myself.

I open up to others easily: This one made me laugh a little.

I watch the news: No.

I sing in the shower: See above.

I am a morning person: Nightowl.

I am a sports fanatic: Yes, except golf and curling.

I twirl my hair: Never.

I bake well: This question would make my mother giggle. The answer is definitely no.

My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue: Blue, and I hate the color pink.

I sometimes wear pajamas to school: I almost always wore my pajamas to class.

I like Martha Stewart: Why is this a question?

I know how to shoot a gun: Like you wouldn't believe. You're lucky i'm a good guy.

I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS: You must be out of your fucking mind.

I laugh at my own jokes: Oh yes.

I am really ticklish: Again, pleading the fifth.

I love chocolate: on an unhinged level

I play video games: I'm a total nerd, of course I do.

I'm good at remembering faces: Photographic memory.

I'm good at remembering names: Only if I see it written.

I'm good at remembering dates: If i'm lucky i'll find a wife that can remind me of my mothers birthday, because i'm THAT bad at remembering dates.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life: I know exactly what I want.

My answers are totally honest: Yes.