Warning this list is filed under the "meh" category
*I started this post a few weeks ago, inspired by someone elses list and it has since turned into a bowl full of annoying.
So, here ya go...the Post that WOULD.NOT.DIE.
100 things about me
1. I'm originally from Texas.
2. I'm still trying to get back there.
3. I almost always write in Pencil.
4. I'm left handed.
5. Finding a left handed shoulder rig in Iraq has been problematic.
6. I once stole a telephone booth. Yes, the whole damn thing.
7. I spent five years in the United States Army.
8. I've been to over 30 countries.
9. I'm addicted to "Lost" and "The West Wing"
10. I don't use the words hym, boi or womyn and I think people who do are morons.
11. I alSo ThInK pEoPle WhO tYpe lIKe tHis aRe fUcKiNg rEtArDs.
12. Ive had two surgeries in my life so far.
13. My dad taught me everything I know.
14. My dream car is a 1969 Camaro
15. I'm going to own one very soon.
16. I use the word "fuck" in every possible way the English language allows me.
17. It's fucking triples when i'm fucking deployed.
18. My last day in the Army was September 11th 2001.
19. I coached Junior Varsity Softball while stationed in Germany.
20. They won the European Championships.
21. I will own a business one day.
22. I've never done pot. No, really I haven't.
23. I am listed in the US Army Military Intelligence Museum for my actions in combat.
24. I whistle often.
25. I'm a Rugby player.
26. I'm a Softball player.
27. I'm a Basketball player.
28. I think you get the idea.
29. My niece and nephew have me wrapped around their little fingers.
30. I love Chess and will play it where ever or whenever I get a chance.
31. I was an Emergency Medical Technician before I joined the Army.
32. I cannot sit anywhere I can't see the door.
33. I had an older brother that died before I was born.
34. I still miss him.
35. I've had my defining moment.
36. It almost killed me.
37. But it didn't.
38. I will write a great story one day.
39. I speak Arabic.
40. I'm on about a 6 grade reading level with it.
41. Who am kidding...i'm on a 6 grade level with English.
42. Ive been told my whole life that i'm easy to talk to.
43. I once made the director of national intelligence agency laugh.
44. I am surgical with any firearm given to me.
45. Be glad i'm a good guy.
46. If you're a bad guy-pray to Allah that I never get to return fire.
47. I wear Curve for Men, because it smells hella good on me.
48. I use the word hella a lot because I dated a California girl for a while. Because of her I also say the words "Rad" and "Dope"
49. I know i'm way too old to say the words "Rad" and "Dope"
50. I'm 32 but I look 25 so I can get away with it.
51. I have a lot of grey hairs, but the blonde covers them up.
52. I know they are there though.
53. I believe its a culinary tragedy that you can only find Poutine in Canada.
54. I think it may be a literary tragedy as well because Movable Type doesn't think its a word. (if its spelled wrong one you spelling cops will tell me)
55. I played Womens Pro football for two years.
56. I was offense.
57. I was Defense.
58. I carry a four leaf clover in my wallet that was given to me by an ex-girlfriend.
59. I also carry 4 pictures in my wallet.
60. I'm not telling you who they are.
61. I don't leave voice mails.
62. I never say "Goodbye" when I hang up the phone.
63. I believe that the greatest two things to ever come together are peanut butter and chocolate.
64. Sometimes for extra cash around the holidays I take a job at a local department store catching shoplifters.
65. That job never gets old.
66. One time I caught a guy named "Elvis"
67. I totally laughed too.
68. I don't regret one moment I spent in the Army.
69. My retirement home will be in Colorado.
70. I know UNIX.
71. I was a shy kid.
72. I'm not anymore.
73. The only place I sleep well is at my parents or grandmothers house.
74. I hate flying.
75. I want my pilots license.
76. If you cross me, i'll walk out of your life and never look back.
77. Its a special internal switch that God gave me.
78. When you're done, you're done.
79. I was voted most likely to be a famous artist in High School.
80. I've totally wasted that talent.
81. I have absolutely zero tolerance for lazy people.
82. So, get a fucking job.
83. I'm not the type of person to let anyone win anything on purpose.
84. I've only done that with one person.
85. Again, i'm not telling you who that is.
86. There is a reason for absolutely everything I do.
87. I've been working on this list for weeks.
88. I drive a Jeep.
89. Her name is Betty.
90. I named her that because ive never met a person named Betty I didn't like.
91. I'm a total Jeep nut.
92. Ive deployed nine times.
93. About 6 deployments ago I lost the ability to give a shit about the little things.
94. The best part of my day is when I get to see the sunset.
95. If you think i'm funny then you should meet my siblings.
96. After high school I worked in a bakery.
97. I made the donuts.
98. Everyday I walked into work I would say "time to make the donuts"
99. Can you tell i'm completely sick of this list and want it to end?
100. Thank God, its over.
Time in Iraq: 0106
itunes playing: Bridges, Tracy Chapman
So, here ya go...the Post that WOULD.NOT.DIE.
100 things about me
1. I'm originally from Texas.
2. I'm still trying to get back there.
3. I almost always write in Pencil.
4. I'm left handed.
5. Finding a left handed shoulder rig in Iraq has been problematic.
6. I once stole a telephone booth. Yes, the whole damn thing.
7. I spent five years in the United States Army.
8. I've been to over 30 countries.
9. I'm addicted to "Lost" and "The West Wing"
10. I don't use the words hym, boi or womyn and I think people who do are morons.
11. I alSo ThInK pEoPle WhO tYpe lIKe tHis aRe fUcKiNg rEtArDs.
12. Ive had two surgeries in my life so far.
13. My dad taught me everything I know.
14. My dream car is a 1969 Camaro
15. I'm going to own one very soon.
16. I use the word "fuck" in every possible way the English language allows me.
17. It's fucking triples when i'm fucking deployed.
18. My last day in the Army was September 11th 2001.
19. I coached Junior Varsity Softball while stationed in Germany.
20. They won the European Championships.
21. I will own a business one day.
22. I've never done pot. No, really I haven't.
23. I am listed in the US Army Military Intelligence Museum for my actions in combat.
24. I whistle often.
25. I'm a Rugby player.
26. I'm a Softball player.
27. I'm a Basketball player.
28. I think you get the idea.
29. My niece and nephew have me wrapped around their little fingers.
30. I love Chess and will play it where ever or whenever I get a chance.
31. I was an Emergency Medical Technician before I joined the Army.
32. I cannot sit anywhere I can't see the door.
33. I had an older brother that died before I was born.
34. I still miss him.
35. I've had my defining moment.
36. It almost killed me.
37. But it didn't.
38. I will write a great story one day.
39. I speak Arabic.
40. I'm on about a 6 grade reading level with it.
41. Who am kidding...i'm on a 6 grade level with English.
42. Ive been told my whole life that i'm easy to talk to.
43. I once made the director of national intelligence agency laugh.
44. I am surgical with any firearm given to me.
45. Be glad i'm a good guy.
46. If you're a bad guy-pray to Allah that I never get to return fire.
47. I wear Curve for Men, because it smells hella good on me.
48. I use the word hella a lot because I dated a California girl for a while. Because of her I also say the words "Rad" and "Dope"
49. I know i'm way too old to say the words "Rad" and "Dope"
50. I'm 32 but I look 25 so I can get away with it.
51. I have a lot of grey hairs, but the blonde covers them up.
52. I know they are there though.
53. I believe its a culinary tragedy that you can only find Poutine in Canada.
54. I think it may be a literary tragedy as well because Movable Type doesn't think its a word. (if its spelled wrong one you spelling cops will tell me)
55. I played Womens Pro football for two years.
56. I was offense.
57. I was Defense.
58. I carry a four leaf clover in my wallet that was given to me by an ex-girlfriend.
59. I also carry 4 pictures in my wallet.
60. I'm not telling you who they are.
61. I don't leave voice mails.
62. I never say "Goodbye" when I hang up the phone.
63. I believe that the greatest two things to ever come together are peanut butter and chocolate.
64. Sometimes for extra cash around the holidays I take a job at a local department store catching shoplifters.
65. That job never gets old.
66. One time I caught a guy named "Elvis"
67. I totally laughed too.
68. I don't regret one moment I spent in the Army.
69. My retirement home will be in Colorado.
70. I know UNIX.
71. I was a shy kid.
72. I'm not anymore.
73. The only place I sleep well is at my parents or grandmothers house.
74. I hate flying.
75. I want my pilots license.
76. If you cross me, i'll walk out of your life and never look back.
77. Its a special internal switch that God gave me.
78. When you're done, you're done.
79. I was voted most likely to be a famous artist in High School.
80. I've totally wasted that talent.
81. I have absolutely zero tolerance for lazy people.
82. So, get a fucking job.
83. I'm not the type of person to let anyone win anything on purpose.
84. I've only done that with one person.
85. Again, i'm not telling you who that is.
86. There is a reason for absolutely everything I do.
87. I've been working on this list for weeks.
88. I drive a Jeep.
89. Her name is Betty.
90. I named her that because ive never met a person named Betty I didn't like.
91. I'm a total Jeep nut.
92. Ive deployed nine times.
93. About 6 deployments ago I lost the ability to give a shit about the little things.
94. The best part of my day is when I get to see the sunset.
95. If you think i'm funny then you should meet my siblings.
96. After high school I worked in a bakery.
97. I made the donuts.
98. Everyday I walked into work I would say "time to make the donuts"
99. Can you tell i'm completely sick of this list and want it to end?
100. Thank God, its over.
Time in Iraq: 0106
itunes playing: Bridges, Tracy Chapman
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