Dyke Law
Like man laws, but with more power tools.
1. A dyke should be able to successfully train a dog to sit in 5 minutes or less. If this task cannot be accomplished we ask that you please wear a sign around your neck so we know who you are.
2. There is absolutely no circumstance in which having a mullet is ever appropriate. None. We don't care if you watch NASCAR.
3. Rule above also applies to fanny packs.
4. Rule above also applies to the wearing of flannel.
5. Softball is the globally recognized sport of dykes. It will be played year around in all weather conditions. Missing a game due to weather,sickness or because you're watching the L word with your girlfriend could result in immediate revocation of your dyke card.
6. Softball is to never be missed. The only exception is the death of your mother, and only then if you're not in post season.
7. Rugby is the second official dyke sport, if not because tackling other girls is fun but because there's no way we should ever miss out on a sport where one of the positions is called a hooker.
8. Dykes are allowed to wear any brand of mens cologne... except Old Spice.
9. A Dyke should be able to change her own oil, and caulk her own shower. If a Dyke cannot accomplish this task all dyke's within a 50 mile radius will not only be allowed, but encouraged to stand in her front yard and point and laugh.
10. All Dykes should know how to play golf or at the very least attend weekly sessions at the driving range. Consumption of beer during golf is required. Consumption of anything made out of soy or wheatgrass while golfing will be deemed punishable by death.
11. ALL dykes should know how to change a flat tire *coughjamicough* If not we all get to go to your blog and rib you about it, well, forever.
1. A dyke should be able to successfully train a dog to sit in 5 minutes or less. If this task cannot be accomplished we ask that you please wear a sign around your neck so we know who you are.
2. There is absolutely no circumstance in which having a mullet is ever appropriate. None. We don't care if you watch NASCAR.
3. Rule above also applies to fanny packs.
4. Rule above also applies to the wearing of flannel.
5. Softball is the globally recognized sport of dykes. It will be played year around in all weather conditions. Missing a game due to weather,sickness or because you're watching the L word with your girlfriend could result in immediate revocation of your dyke card.
6. Softball is to never be missed. The only exception is the death of your mother, and only then if you're not in post season.
7. Rugby is the second official dyke sport, if not because tackling other girls is fun but because there's no way we should ever miss out on a sport where one of the positions is called a hooker.
8. Dykes are allowed to wear any brand of mens cologne... except Old Spice.
9. A Dyke should be able to change her own oil, and caulk her own shower. If a Dyke cannot accomplish this task all dyke's within a 50 mile radius will not only be allowed, but encouraged to stand in her front yard and point and laugh.
10. All Dykes should know how to play golf or at the very least attend weekly sessions at the driving range. Consumption of beer during golf is required. Consumption of anything made out of soy or wheatgrass while golfing will be deemed punishable by death.
11. ALL dykes should know how to change a flat tire *coughjamicough* If not we all get to go to your blog and rib you about it, well, forever.
this is a best site, home loan, >:OO,
Very funny pictures tickets todixiestampede inpegion forge tn >:OO
Jonny was here eva airline tickets 241
Hello good day free clasical midi ringtones >:-]]]
Hello good day best tickets at texas stadium 8(
Punk not dead motorola razr v3 v3i v3x razr 2 v8 ringtones software fdq
very best job us cellular ringtones 97451
Best Site Good Work reduced regional rail tickets qwlj
Cool site goodluck :) pop ringtones >:OOO
This site is crazy :) wicked tickets cincinnati =-OOO
I'm happy very good site cheap tickets to manhattan ks nno
I love this site download free ringtones for verizon qkein
It's serious sacramento california to salt lake city utah airline tickets eyz
Punk not dead cell phone mp3 ringtone maker :-D
Thanks funny site cheap tickets to seattle washington =-O
Thanks funny site big brother ring tones pjxeu
Hello good day 2007 jethro tull tickets 843
I'm happy very good site trae ringtones 33165
Gloomy tales wolf pack tickets gjv
i'm fine good work the 4400 ringtones iwfipx
Wonderfull great site united airlines term ticket travel check liqqdf
Jonny was here celcom caller ring tones 3g 4 free ringtone downloads :D
good material thanks jonas brothers tickets in ny wtt
Very funny pictures fall out boy ring tones kwpv
Wonderfull great site ireland plane tickets 70541
This site is crazy :) talk to me goose ringtones %-OO
real beauty page airline tickets canada 44480
Best Site Good Work the ticket machine 616684
I'm happy very good site poly ringtones 66047 864600
real beauty page northwest airlines ticket prices 8-D
Hello good day high levels of ketones in childs urine eirwt
perfect design thanks email tickets turned rdns support tech week 368
very best job download free motorola ringtones mkavm
Best Site good looking qwest field tickets 381
very best job m510 ring tones oqw
Gloomy tales screenplay return ticket 964116
brady bunch ringtones wsswwl
magic story very thanks ring tones and pocket pc 29475
Thanks funny site name ring tones samsung idllt
This site is crazy :) montreal canadiens tickets >:-(((
Cool site goodluck :) blackberry ringtones free >:-)))
This site is crazy :) cingular rintones evgsaf
I'm happy very good site tickets norfolk scope 92121
good material thanks fast and the furious tokyo drift ringtones free ukenwu
Good crew it's cool :) print event ticket oie
It's serious free animal ringtones ryrrxn
Gloomy tales arrest ticket novelty :-[[
Hello good day osborne brothers bluegrass ring back tones mihvjg
Very interesting tale free nokia ringer tones >:-[[[
Very interesting tale playbill discount tickets 7442
word list ticket profanity remove lxyycb
this post is fantastic wwwfree cell phone ring tones 599990
i'm fine good work calling ticketmaster 898996
good material thanks how to transferringtones trhrough bluetooth =-[
Good crew it's cool :) u2 tickets official zcyl
Punk not dead university of alabama fightsong ringtones 40632
perfect design thanks nokia 3595 ringtones sublime 728473
Punk not dead city of port huron parking ticket ndis
Excellent work, Nice Design toby keith ringtones %-]
magic story very thanks norva vip tickets =-[[
Punk not dead wharton center ticket office dzpser
Good crew it's cool :) free ringtones for lg verizon wireless phones 1088
this post is fantastic cheap ticketw 8)
Thanks funny site i730 cell phone ringtones mttc
Punk not dead party tickets made on my home computer and printer 649407
Thanks funny site motorola v180 ring tones hifi :-(
Best Site good looking work ticket wyfvmw
this post is fantastic hannah montana best of both worlds concert tickets 8OOO
I'm happy very good site amarican airline tickets bostoy
Wonderfull great site catholic ringtones 8O
this is be cool 8) how much is a ticket to sea world gnnnhu
very best job breaking benjamin ringtones jwkm
Very interesting tale front row tickets in massachusetts %]]]
Best Site Good Work rodrigo y gabriella antones acl austin tx 748
It's funny goodluck cheap hotel tickets downtown seattle fjsvw
Thanks funny site defination halftones 3724
I love this site movie video agent bond pictures race realnetworks list sites tickets kqd
this is be cool 8) free israeli ringtones %-PPP
Very Good Site florida and speeding and ticket and fines form
magic story very thanks duck ring tones gak
i'm fine good work siemens ringtones and logos nqtgm
Best Site Good Work get ticket to oprah efz
Hello good day free illegal ringtones 03911
Cool site goodluck :) buying tickets to las vegas shows nbb
very best job free polyphonic ringtones order 8OOO
good material thanks rogers ringtones udblwm
Wonderfull great site job ticket holder rpg
this post is fantastic custom ringtones >:-)))
Thanks funny site discount airline tickets and cheap bswu
real beauty page ringtones iphone 862886
good material thanks lock haven tickets 59137
Jonny was here cingular nokia ringtones goxi
Very Good Site funny ringtones qtxvcz
Best Site Good Work country airline ticket 931188
This site is crazy :) bsnudes :]
It's funny goodluck tickets for elton john 8[
Thanks funny site malaysex 81705
fuckstones mtmwk
Punk not dead tickets for cleveland browns vs pittsburgh steelers game nbi
this is be cool 8) las vegas andre agassi grand slam tickets october 6 2007 693
Best Site Good Work uk ticket broker 172
Cool site goodluck :) sexyfillipinateens 8-[
Best Site Good Work tickets seattle washington 941756
very best job interracialsex =[
Wonderfull great site newbienudes 471
Hello good day click this box reservations rail tickets wfhuz
Hello good day seniorsex nqu
this post is fantastic discount tickets for lake compounce ct 419758
Gloomy tales titsandass 8[[[
unversity of michigan football tickets 8-D
Hello good day bigblacktits ntq
Very funny pictures ringtones jimmy buffett >:-OO
magic story very thanks teenboobs 845
Best Site Good Work streetblowjobs >:-PPP
cool girls ;)) sexhungryjoes
this is be cool 8) pl tones 93247
Best Site good looking blackcocks %-O
free cingular psync themes and ringtones iyfg
Cool site goodluck :) hqpornstars 8D
It's serious free lolita porn gxtxe
Gloomy tales unlocking ringtones on motorola krzr =-O
great work cool site man teeniesland
Good crew it's cool :) porn sites 54057
real beauty page black gospel ringtones 9934
smat asssssss nudeceleb
super girls seee man freenudepics
ebrilo pish pish nudebliss
Very funny pictures porn pictures %-]]]
Best Site Good Work free ringtones send to my phone %D
Punk not dead interracial porn zybnqo
great post thanks young pqeteen lolita
Punk not dead gogol bordello ringtones =-[[[
good site see my thx ussexguide
ye very good site man thx sexyfirelady
pretty girls sextapes
I'm happy very good site black pussy porn 374
I'm happy very good site radiohead ringtones complimentary bottles people send thousands lyrics tabs 525292
Thanks funny site pornmovies knhn
very best job funny ringtones for cell phones qwmj
Gloomy tales jap extreme hardcore porn 2517
wow awesome man 10x farmsex
It's serious black girl ring tones 284
hi see this thx pornosaur
Hello good day muskyporn :-PP
good material thanks oaysys ringtones zcpq
perfect design thanks samples of porn dyokh
Hello good day is cantonese spoken in shanghai 825940
Very Good Site child porno 8D
Punk not dead treo755p free ringtones wpks
very best job pagan women porn 8P
Very Good Site kavactones kly
Punk not dead maine porno :-PPP
nice site cool work best of pornotube
interesting post thx asian porn tube
Jonny was here asian porn stars 290587
Very Good Site ring tones john corbett 4696
Thanks funny site ken burrows porn libucl
Excellent work, Nice Design free kid rock ringtones 038
great work 10x loli preteen
cool work thx man lolita teens
hi cool site dude lolittas nudes
Very interesting tale pam vs tommy porn 5902
Very interesting tale ringtones free limbo rock 06902
this post is fantastic child porn toplist wwz
Punk not dead making ringtones for lg phones 626
real beauty page listen to ringtones =-PP
very best job free fantasy porn ple
Best Site good looking treo 650 mp3 ringtones wuh
very best job incredibles porn %O
This site is crazy :) ringtones prices 8-(
Best Site Good Work thumb classic porno photos retro orzep
Wonderfull great site ringtones embarq %P
Punk not dead 3-way porn =]
Hello good day up the celts lyrics by thw wolfe tones 05819
It's funny goodluck free asian porn stars 50301
very best job ">sprint ringtones sanyo =-)))
Cool site goodluck :) free reality porn 11333
Best Site good looking real music ringtones free 390815
It's funny goodluck ww.men on men porn 8-D
i'm fine good work redneck ring tones sjdnq
Cool site goodluck :) lick my ass porno :-PPP
Good crew it's cool :) ring tones customized >:-)
Thanks funny site teentitanscartoon porn vbww
good material thanks primetones krp
i'm fine good work lyrics deftones birthmark fxw
magic story very thanks electric stimulation porn :-]]
Cool site goodluck :) startrack ringtones chyk
this is be cool 8) free flintstone toon porn %]
I'm happy very good site free avril lavigne ringtones 388130
Wonderfull great site free cingular rintones 8-((
Cool site goodluck :) fat freddy's budget porn ljn
Punk not dead files into ringtones 5023
Good crew it's cool :) free are you ready three days grace ringtones gvb
this is be cool 8) downloading porn illegal :]
It's funny goodluck porn girls fucking livestock 335859
Excellent work, Nice Design mls bollywood mp3 ringtones 999
Very Good Site pornographic sex with minors =-[[[
I'm happy very good site porno gratis de verdad afugy
i'm fine good work free samsung tones faojzy
perfect design thanks kiddy porn list %DDD
Very interesting tale tiny tones kearney ne %DDD
Good crew it's cool :) free mp3s ringtones %-(((
Punk not dead disney porn toons xuaz
Hello good day nokia 6010 ringtones =[[
greenguys porn 71792
Jonny was here free ringtones for lg lpvx
I love this site free porn stories :]]]
Very interesting tale palm treo ringtones 5177
Very interesting tale hardcoreporn atkw
JgZ884 sd9fj41dkg0ckahr82y4
Hmmm how about all dykes must have more power tools than hair appliances.
Must be able to point out something of interest when looking at the engine compartment of any vehicle. Or at least nod wisely and say "swweeetttttt"