September 2007 Archives
Actual bits of conversations from my team in Iraq. Welcome to my world. 26 weeks left in Iraq...TWENTY SIX.
"Do mormons masturbate?"
"It's like God farted and out came Iraq" (he said this while doing jazz hands)
"I would do Judge Judy"
"I would never donkeypunch a puppy"
"Where are your pants?"
"I dont know how smart it is to bark at people with guns"
"If im not back in ten minutes...come find my body"
"I threw up on your humvee"
"Why is it that everytime I walk outside the entire country of Iraq smells like it just took an enormous shit?"
Houston, we've got a problem.
If you haven't noticed we've been experiencing some issues lately with our blog host. We were completely down for a while and now we are being completely rebuilt by apothegmdesigns.com. So, lets be fair when I say "issues", it's not like those frustrations you experience when you lock your keys in your car or even when you have a burning sensation when you pee, but the kind of "issues" that are associated with your blog host losing years worth of your writing, your template, and completely dodging your e-mails for months. We're not even going to start on the issue where I paid her for work on my blog way back in June and that work was never completed. I think we'll be back soon as Phin at apothegmdesigns.com has been hacking away on our new design like Rosie O'Donnell works a buffet line. Until then you may start to see some of my older post resurface as we rebuild. Thanks to all of you *coughJamiandJill* for encouraging me to get this going again.
If you came here because you saw my blog profiled in the July 3rd issue of The Advocate and thought "Are the editors on crack?" Well, maybe, but please accept my apologies that we are not up and running right now.
