You Would Blog Less Too if People Were Always Trying to Blow You Up
Originally posted July 10, 2007
Actual bits of conversations from my team in Iraq. Welcome to my world. 26 weeks left in Iraq...TWENTY SIX.
"Do mormons masturbate?"
"It's like God farted and out came Iraq" (he said this while doing jazz hands)
"I would do Judge Judy"
"I would never donkeypunch a puppy"
"Where are your pants?"
"I dont know how smart it is to bark at people with guns"
"If im not back in ten minutes...come find my body"
"I threw up on your humvee"
"Why is it that everytime I walk outside the entire country of Iraq smells like it just took an enormous shit?"
Actual bits of conversations from my team in Iraq. Welcome to my world. 26 weeks left in Iraq...TWENTY SIX.
"Do mormons masturbate?"
"It's like God farted and out came Iraq" (he said this while doing jazz hands)
"I would do Judge Judy"
"I would never donkeypunch a puppy"
"Where are your pants?"
"I dont know how smart it is to bark at people with guns"
"If im not back in ten minutes...come find my body"
"I threw up on your humvee"
"Why is it that everytime I walk outside the entire country of Iraq smells like it just took an enormous shit?"
As messed up as some of those were, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.