November 2007 Archives
If you have EVER bought one of these on purpose for a pet who wasn't in a full body cast then please take one of the four actions listed below immediately.
A) Shove a Taco Bell spork in your eye.
B) Play chicken with a Greyhound.
C) French kiss an electrical socket.
D) All of the above
So, if you haven't noticed i've been absent from the blogging world for a bit. While i've been gone a lot of things have happened in my world.
First, i'm not in Iraq anymore. I'm still in a Middle Eastern country, but for security purposes I can't tell you which one. So, from now on i'll just refer to my new location as "The Land of Suck- part II".
Second, the last time I really had a chance to write I was looking at job offers in San Diego, Germany and Qatar. I took none of those jobs and have opted to hang up my government boots and join the ranks of the thousands of college kids in the pursuit of higher learning. I have two months left in the Middle East and then i'm off to the land of beerology. All I can say is... fear the girlpunch togo. Fear it.
And lastly in news totally unrelated to my life, if you haven't heard the president of Iran, and Brittany Spears apparently both now have mad cow disease. Theres really no other explanation for the erratic behavior those crazy kids are exhibiting.
The president of Iran pulled off a global middle finger worthy of a day time Emmy. Homeboy has lost it.
And then theres Brittany. Oh, Brittany my sweet southern zipped-up-on-Redbull queen. Like they say "You can't take the trailer out of the girl..." A few weeks ago she was overheard outside of a courtroom in L.A. yelling "SUCK IT". You have no idea what that does to the imagination. Well, more importantly MY imagination. Get your minds out of the gutter, people. I mean, maybe she saw a toddler in a baby stroller sucking on a pacifier and was rooting him on? The world may never know.
Nevertheless, its good to be back. Stay tuned for more of your regularly scheduled waste of time.
